So once upon a time, there was this girl named Cinderella, and she had two loving parents. Her mom ended up getting really sick and she died quite quickly. Then her father, out of grief, ended up marrying this really messed up, kind of awful woman named Lady Tremaine; she had two daughters as well,Anastasia and Drizella. For a while they were a happy family. Cinderella still loved her father and tried to be nice to her step family. But one day while her father was on a business trip, he ended up getting sick and dying, which left Cinderella alone with her step family that basically hated her. So Cinderella was a beautiful girl right? She had pale skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, the whole package. And her step family really resented her for that, like, Lady Tremaine was like an old ugly mean woman and her daughters were also really ugly and mean Together. They all lived on Cinderella's father's estate, so they all lived in luxury while Cinderella got forced to clean and basically became a maid to them. She lived on the top floor of her house, the attic, where she had a perfect view of the castle where the prince lived. She was very good friends with all of the mice, birds and other animals around her because she was really kind and she always made sure that they were all safe and cared for and they were good to her in return. Even to her step family that was really nasty to her, she was always very kind to them. And she wanted to do everything in her power to make sure that they had a good life. She was really hurt by the fact that her family hated her and treated her like a maid, but she was still good to them because she knows that's what her father would have wanted her to do.
Eventually, one of the prince’s men came to the state and was like, “Yo, there's going to be a royal ball. Like, bring your girls like we're trying to get the prince to get a bride.” Lady Tremaine was super excited at the prospect of one of her daughter's becoming a princess, that means that they could live in wealth and luxury forever. Cinderella heard about this as well and she wanted to go to the ball, but Lady Tremaine was like “no, I don't want you to go like you don't even have any clothes to wear. Like, you're nothing you're not going” and her step sisters made fun of her for it. But the mice and the birds pitied Cinderella and they're like, “Yo, we're gonna make you a dress out of your mom's old dress and you're gonna look great, and you're gonna go to that ball.” So they took all of the old scrap materials in the house, and they helped make her a really pretty dress. Cinderella was so happy, she got dressed, and she went downstairs, telling her step family she was ready for the ball. And her step family looked at her and laughed at her, and then the step sisters said “You took our stuff to make your dress like give me my stuff back” and Anastasia and Drizella basically like tore her down like physically like they've ripped her dress apart. They made her look like a fool in front of Lady Tremaine, and they all left her there. Cinderella was really hurt by that. Not only was it her mother's dress, but it was her one night where she could have gone out, been happy and do something for herself, but like they wouldn't even let her do that because of their own selfish desires. So Cinderella got really upset and she started to cry alone. And that's when I, the fairy godmother appeared.
I had my grand entrance where I showed my dragonfly wings and such, you know the vibe. So I’ve been like watching over Cinderella her entire life, like I know this girl inside and out. Clearly I just gave you a whole summary of her life. She's such a good person like, you know, I'm gonna help you live out your dream so that you can be happy, because you deserve that. So, I used my magic and gave Cinderella this beautifulwhite dress, a pumpkin carriage and of course I turned the birds and mice into horses and caddy to drive her to the ball. Like those guys are her besties and they were happy to help. And then lastly, I used my magic to makeglass slippers which sound uncomfortable in theory, but they fit her like perfectly, only Cinderella could wear them. And I almost forgot to tell her, “Oh, like this magic will wear off at the stroke of midnight. So like you got to get the hell out of there like once midnight strikes” but Cinderella didn't care. She was really happy that she got this opportunity and she thanked me and was on her way to the ball. Another part of that magic I did that really helped out Cinderella is that it had this kind of protection sort of thing. So like she would go to the ball and like her stepmom and stepsisters wouldn't recognize her so that she wouldn't get in trouble at home. Like girl I get it I snuck out before too you do not wanna get caught. So she went to the ball and the prince was there. Obviously he had to greet all the guests like, you know, Prince Charming. He was Handsome, sweet, kind, the whole shaboom. He even got introduced to Anastasia and Drizella, and he was like, “Oh, these women are disgusting, like, Get out of my face.” But then he saw Cinderella and he was like, “Wow, that lady's beautiful. I'm gonna go talk to her.” So he went up to her, and they hit it off real well. They started dancing together. And they were like, they were in love somehow like, in the matter of like an hour like they fell in love, you know, they were really into each other.
But as fate would have it, Midnight did strike and Cinderella was like “Oh, haha, sorry, bro. I gotta bounce like, bye. I'm never gonna see you again.” And the the prince was like, “Yo, what the heck like come back, like I finished yet.” He was really sad that she was leaving. While Cinderella was running out, one of her glass slippers fell off which in theory doesn't make sense because if they were supposed to fit her perfectly like why did it fall off but it did anyway; don’t question me I have my methods. She left it there and she got in her pumpkin carriage and got out of there. Obviously once midnight hit, everything went back to normal But the one thing that did stay was the glass slippers. I left her those as a gift so that she could always remember this night. And Cinderella was really happy about it. She was like “thank you, fairy godmother. I get to keep my one slipper I have left.” But the good part about that is that the prince ended up finding the slipper and was like “I'm gonna go to every woman in this kingdom and put the slipper on her feet to see if it's like the girl I danced with.” (See? I told you I have my methods) Lady Tremaine ended up finding Cinderella's other slipper because snooping is her day job and got really mad about it and locked her in the attic. The prince came to Lady Tremaine’s house to have Anastasia and Drizella try on the slippers. Obviously neither of them fit. Lady Tremaine was really mad about that once again. So she broke the prince’s slipper and he was mad too. So, the mice and the birds ended up helping break Cinderella out and she was like, “Hey, I have the other slipper.” The prince was like “Oh my god. Holy shit. You're my girl.” Obviously the slipper fit her perfectly because it was hers and I made sure of it. He ended up marrying her, and they were in love, and they lived happily ever after until the end of time. All because of my genius and magic but like we knew that already.